May 26th, 2012, 5:57 PM, Somewhere near a farm in Florida.
Voice in distance: Jacky! Remember to take the keys out of the tractor!
Another voice: Whatever, dad!
Joel: *Stops on side of road, out of breath, to see a farm* Huh? It's a farm!
- Joel walks onto the farm as a man points a shotgun at his face*
Farmer: Now, what be your reason for trespassin' here, boy? And why are you covered in blood?
Joel: Oh! Uh... Well....Zombies.
Farmer: What!? Zombies? What are you smokin', boy?
Joel: Uh... Cigarattes, sir.
Farmer: *Squints eyes* Jacky, boy!
Jacky: Yes, sir.
Farmer: Tie this lunatic to the staples and call the police.
- Jacky ties Joel's limbs to large staples on a wall. Joel looks over to see the one on his right arm is rusty and loose*
Little Girl: Uncle Jesse! *Girl runs past Farmer*
- Girl runs towards a grey man and hugs him*
Joel: Kid, NO!
Little Girl: AHHH! *Uncle Jesse bites her in the neck*
Farmer: JESSE! ARE YOU INSANE!
- Farmer lifts shotgun as Jesse walks closer*
Farmer: I'm warnin' ya, Jesse! Back up now!
- A woman runs to the girl's corpse and Jacky follows her*
Woman: *Little Girl leans up slightly* Huh?
Farmer: JESSE BACK UP NOW! NOW!
Joel: That's not Jes- *Farmer shoots Jesse in the chest as the woman screams in pain*
- Mary is shown with the girl biting her neck and then jumping onto Jacky*
Farmer: NO! *Turns gun to Joel* THIS IS YOUR FAULT! YOU BROUGHT THEM HERE DIDN'T YA! YOU'RE THE DEVIL.
Joel: No, no, I swear to God! *Stares at the Farmer* Wait!
Farmer: *Cocks shotgun* HOW DARE YOU USE HIS NAME DEMO- *Jesse appears behind him and bites him in the neck*
- The Farmer's zombified family drags him into a circle of zombies as he drops his shotgun*
Farmer: AHHHH! *Biting and ripping sounds are heard*
Joel: *Stares again at the rusty staple, and pulls his arm foward until it flies off and hits Jesse in the head, killing it* Oops.
- The horde turns around and walks toward Joel slowly*
- Joel quickly unties himself, grabs the Farmer's shotgun, and hops in the tractor*
Joel: Thank you, Jacky. *Starts car and drives away*