WHAT IS THIS A PARODY?
Might make this into a series, though!
Maybe a non-canon side story to Wikia Stories: The Outbreak. I do write this as I go along, so maybe it is, maybe it isn't. The storylines are similar, though.
But The Kitchen SinkEdit
WELCOME INTO THE SCIENCE THEATER...
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS, NIGHT AND MASKED
Night: Oh crap, what fanfics are we reading today?
WE ARE GOING TO READ A SHIPPING FIC
Masked: BUT I DIDN'T ORDER ANY SHIPPING. WHEN ARE WE READING A VINYL SCRATCH FIC?
Shut up and read...
Story: But The Kitchen Sink
Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "Pinkie, I'm telling you, as weird and crazy as you can be, it wouldn't work!"
Night: Haven't we already read enough PinkieDash fics?
Masked: Why do we always get the PinkieDash fics?
"Nuh-uh! It would!" Pinkie Pie insisted. "We could totally replace your house with cotton candy! We could make it float and everything! And you could live in it, and you could eat cotton candy anytime you want! And... and I could live there too! And we could eat cotton candy all day long!"
Masked: Is this one of those fics? I WILL DIE if it is.
"... You do make a good point. How much would it cost?"
Pinkie's face scrunched up. "Let's see, move that there, carry that one... Only about ten million bits! What a deal, right?
Rainbow Dash shook her head and laughed. "Now where are those cupcakes you promised me?"
"Oh, right in the kitchen!" Pinkie said. "I made them special, just for you!"
Masked: Me and GTF already read Cupcakes!
Night: Is cupcakes an innuendo?
Masked: No, Night, cupcakes is not an innuendo.