Rainbow Dash thinks shes too cool for love...until she realises everyone has a date for hearts and hooves day.


Rainbow Dash


Twilight Sparkle







Pinkie Pie

Scene 1Edit

(scene starts with Apple Ranch)

Applejack:i cant wait for Heart and Hooves day, what about you Rainbow?

Rainbow Dash:meh, im too cool for love

Applejack:is that so? you wanna be alone for the rest of your life

Rainbow Dash:i wont be alone, ill have you guys.

Applejack:you know we wont be around forever.

Rainbow Dash:dont worry ill be alright by myself.

Rainbow Dash:so you wanna go out somewhere?, bar, racing...

Applejack:oh sorry RD, im going to the Heart and Hooves day festival.

Rainbow Dash:oh...ok...

Applejack:ask Pinkie Pie, she must not be doing anything.

Rainbow Dash:yeah...

Scene 2Edit


Windrider:also im on a date with Phazon.

Rainbow Dash:when did you two hook up?...


Rainbow Dash:I SLEPT THERE!


Rainbow Dash:oh...fine, ill ask the others...

Twilight:sorry, Spikes in Manexico and i need to save him (ANOTHER SPIN OFF?), also im going to the manexico

Fluttershy:some of my birds have escaped, also im going to heart and hooves day.

Rarity:im making dresses for everyone, can you try yours?

Rainbow Dash:sigh...

Scene 3Edit


Applejack:Blaze...Blaze......wake up

(Grimshot and Phazon come)

Grimshot:you need to know how to wake him up

Phazon:Lesbien fantasys suck...


Applejack:Blaze i need to clean the shed.

Blaze:*yawn* ok...

Phazon:so Blaze, you going to Heart and Hooves day?

Blaze:nah, no girl likes me.

Applejack:you sure not everygirl likes you (turns head to side) one likes me in that way...

Applejack:you sure, i mean your funny, you have a very good talent, also your pretty handsome...

(Grimshot and Phazon look at each other)


Applejack:are you sure you asked everypony, who dosent have a date...


Applejack:(looks angry)

Blaze:but i hope you get one...

Appejack:im not going... (storming off)

Blaze:err...ok...whats got her in a bad mood eh?

(Phazon and Grimshot Facehoof)

Grimshot:your really bad at taking sign's arent you?...

Blaze:sign's?, you mean stop sign's?, i lost my drivers licence already, i wont do it again i prom-

Grimshot:look should we just go to the saloon...

Blaze:yeah sure

Scene 4Edit

(shows RD in Cider Bar)

Bart:whats wrong RD, why arent you gulping down a cider like you usauly do.

Rainbow Dash:oh its just...everyones going to the hearts and hooves day festival, and im not really up for it.

Bart:well Dash, sometimes if you cant beat them, join them.

Rainbow Dash:i guess your right...but who should i go with?

(Blaze comes in)


Bart:what about that guy who is singing Michael Jackson...

Rainbow Dash:err...i dont want to hurt his feelings, his my freind.

Bart:but he must of done something bad in the past...

Rainbow Dash:hmm

(Flash Back)

(Shows Blaze being choked by Rainbow Dash)

(shows them fighting in the carridge)

(shows Rainbow Dash putting him in a neck hold)

(shows Rainbow Dash hitting him with a chair)

(music fades)

Rainbow Dash: ...ok

Blaze:so tell me this cloping technique

Phazon:well first, you sit on your hand, then when its been long enough, when you start cloping again, it will seem like the mare is doing it...

Grimshot:Majestic isent it...

Rainbow Dash:hey guys what are you talking about


(Covers mouth) Grimshot:Muffins...we were talking about Muffins...

Rainbow Dash:umm ok...hey Blaze wanna go out on heart and hooves day...

(all three splurt out cider)

Blaze:excuse me?...

Rainbow Dash:do you want to go out with me...

Grimshot:my god out of all the ponys....Edit


Rainbow Dash:cool, ill see you at 8pm...


(goes away)

Blaze:...IM A PLAYER!

Grimshot:one pony asked you-




Phazon:guys look at the bill...

(all three look at the bill)

All 3: ...




All 3:CHEESE IT!...

Scene 5Edit

(Shows Applejack cleaning out Shed)

Big Mac:wat you doin sis.

Applejack:(says in sad tone) nuthing just clearing out the shed

Big Mac:why aint you out enjoying yourself, everypony is gonna be out on hearts and hoofs day.

Applejack:whats the point, no pony likes me that way.

Big Mac:oh come on, who couldent like you, you are Loyal to your freinds, you always give a helping hand, your the best darn pony ive ever met sis, and im proud to be your brother.

Applejack:(smileing) thanks Macintosh...

Big Mac:now you go out and have yourself a good time. (rubbing mane)


Scene 6Edit

Phazon (Left) Blaze (middle) GTF (right):
Night at the Roxbury - Car Ride01:00

Night at the Roxbury - Car Ride

(all three get out car)

(all three fight with cd, while falling out the car)

(car keeps on moving, and then falls over the cliff)

Blaze: least we saved the dvd

GTF: ...buck you Blaze...

(all at festival)

Blaze:well im going to RD, ill see you guys later

P & GTF:alright cya

(Blaze:ok Blaze...lets get it on like Donkey Kong...i dont even know who he is, but i do know i liked that marzipan the other day, i really need to go back to that guy, what was his na-)


Blaze:oh hai XP, i was just thinking of marzipan

RD:why where you- dosent matter, the wonderbolts are comming soon.

Blaze:oh i thought-

RD:thought what?

Blaze:...never mind....

RD:good, LETS GO (grabs hoof)

Blaze:(she grabbed my hoof...meh shes grabbed other my neck ._.)

Scene 7Edit

(shows GTF)

GTF:hmm, seems everyones happy...

(shows Rarity running)

Rarity:Grimshot Darling, i need your help, these stallions keep on following me, but im really not interested.

GTF:what do you want to me do?

Rariy:oh!, here they come (kisses GTF)

Pony:oh, im sorry, i didnt know.

(shows GTF motionless)

Rarity:come boyfreind, lets go somewhere private.

(shows Phazon)

Phazon:mother of celestia he works fast.

Scene 8Edit

(shows the wonder bolts in the sky)

Blaze:wow...thats pretty beautiful...

Rainbow Dash:good, now that i got in the festival i can show the wonder bolts my moves.

Blaze:hey Rainbow wanna go somewhere private?

Rainbow Dash:what do you mean?.

Blaze:you asked me out on a date for a reason right?

Rainbow Dash:oh...the thing is i only asked you out because i wanted to get in the party....


Rainbow Dash:you understand right?

Blaze: ...yeah

Rainbow Dash:cool, now when its time ill go and impress them with my signiture moves. then finish with a sonic rainboom.

Blaze:mkay (looking sad)

Rainbow Dash: ...(looks back)

Scene 9Edit

(shows Rarity and Grimshot on the balcony)

Rarity:sorry about what happend back there...

Grimshot:you wanted to do that didnt you...

Rarity:excuse me!?...

Grimshot:could'nt you just say im your boyfreind?...

Rarity:oh...well...what if they asked for proof?

Grimshot:well we could've at least tried?

Rarity:well i had to think fast...

(Grimshot gets closer)

Grimshot:oh really...

Rarity:look...even if you are devilishy handsome, im not interested!.

Grimshot:you sure...

Rarity:(turns around)...yes...

Grimshot:come on...

Rarity:IM NOT-

(Grimshot grabs and kisses her)

(stops kissing)

Rarity:oh my...i must say you are a very good kisser...

Grimshot:ready for round 2?...

Rarity:hmm...maybe another one wouldent hurt...

(kisses again)

Scene 10 (Shit this is pretty long XD)Edit (shows Rainbow Dash showing off to crowd)

Blaze:maybe she dosent have feelings for me like i do for her....i should just leave....

(walking away)

(sees all ponys having fun)

(still walking with head lowerd)

(shows phazon drinking with windrider)

(shows pinkie pie and derpy eating muffins and cupcakes)

(shows GTF and Rarity on the dance floor)


???:hey partner...

(Blaze looks up to see applejack dressed up)

Blaze:wow Applejack you look....beutiful

Applejack:wow, i expected you to say something perverted...

Blaze:oh im...that dress makes your rump really stand out, may i touch it?

Applejack:yeah that sounds alot more like you...

Blaze:im serious, can i touch it?


(shows Blaze making a derp face)

Applejack:...your being serious arent you?

Blaze:very much so...


Blaze: D:

Applejack:heh heh...

Blaze:want to go somewhere private?.


Blaze:you dont want to talk in a more quiet place?

Applejack:oh i thought you ment....(blushes)... never mind...

Blaze:err, so you wanna go?

Applejack:yes, actully i want to show you something...

Blaze: :D

Applejack:no not that -_-

Blaze: D:

(GTF sees Blaze going away)


(puts on sun glasses)


Rarity:stop with the memes and lets get to the dancing...

(shows Applejack and Blaze going to the Appleranch)

Applejack:come on!

Blaze:ok ok, my body isent what it used to be

Applejack:(stops) YOUR 21!

Blaze:err well...

Applejack:were here...

(shows a lake)

Blaze:a lake?...

Applejack:whenether im depressed or sad i go here...

Blaze:are you depressed now?....

Applejack: ...

Blaze:why?...(puts hoof on saddle)

Applejack:...i just......i feel like i have so many freinds but...when i see all those ponys with there stallions and mares i feel like nopony likes me that way...

Blaze:......execpt for one pony.......


Blaze:..............(looks down, then up deeply into Applejacks eyes)

(both looking at each other)

Phazon:here comes the sonic rainboom....

(shows Rainbow flying down)

(shows them both getting closer)

(shows Rainbow Dash getting faster)

(shows Applejack and Blaze going even closer)

(Shows Rainbow Dash making a rainbow kind of effect untill...)

(it shows Rainbow Dash doing the sonic Rainboom, while Applejack and Blaze are kissing)


(shows Applejack and Blaze still kissing)

(shows Corkscrew in a chair)

Corkscrew:(shows Corkscrew looking alarmed and putting the newspaper down)

Applejack:something wrong sugercube?...

Corkscrew:its....its nothing dear...

(Blaze and Applejack stop kissing)

Applejack:whooo-wie.....ive never done anything like that before...

Blaze:....why do you taste of apples?

Applejack:the hints in the name dummy...

(both laughing)

Applejack:care to walk me home?...


(shows Blaze and Aplpejack walking to the ranch)

(shows Blaze opening the door for Applejack)

Applejack:why are you acting like a gentlemen all of a sudden?.

Blaze:too be honest, im just acting like this so i can get in bed with you...

Applejack:why wait (has a sedusive look)



Blaze: D:

Applejack:(kisses on head) but maybe one day...(walks away)

Blaze:sigh....i think this call for a song...

(shows Blaze walking down Pony ville)

(shows all ponys pulling up there curtains)

(shows a few ponys joining in)

Blaze:Just shoot for the stars....

Blaze:Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right
And aim for my heart
If you feel like
And take me away and make it OK
I swear I'll behave

Blaze:You wanted control
So we waited
I put on a show
Now I make it
You say I'm a kid
My ego is big
I don't give a buck
And it goes like this

Take me by the hoof
And I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk
And I'll show you

All the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger

I don't need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger

(shows Phazon with a Phazon guitar)

Blaze:Baby it's hard
When you feel like you're broken and scarred
Nothing feels right
But when you're with me
I make you believe
That I've got the key

So get in the car
We can ride it
Wherever you want
Get inside it And you want to steer
But I'm shifting gears
I'll take it from here
And it goes like this

Blaze:Take me by the hoof
And I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk
And I'll show you

All the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger

I don't need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger

Vinyl:you want to know how to make me smile
Take control, own me just for the night
But if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this

So watch and learn
I won't show you twice
Head to hoof, oh baby, rub me right
But if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this

And it goes like this

Blaze and Vinyl:Take me by the hoof
And I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk
And I'll show you

All the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger

I don't need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger


Phazon, GTF and Windrider, for making me think of such awesome characters

Lauren Fraust, for making awesome shows like fosters home and MLP

Special thanks to these people for making awesome music

Bruno Mars

Maroon 5

The person who made mlp theme :D

special thanks to this wiki for letting me post storys and for having such awesome fics to read

i Thank all of you...Next episode coming up...

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