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Crawl:This is a canon fanfic.Meaning it is canon in my universe,but not in Gears of War,as we own no rights,us being 2 preteens and a teen.Produced by:kaikai2001 Published by:Hatena Co. Excective producer:PhazonGumball123 Directed by:Kaishawn nonofyourbeeswax

  • Blue:*stands with Phazon,Jackie,and Smart* You called us?
  • Ken:Yes
  • Jack Mackle:*stands with family*And us?
  • Ken:Yes
  • Jake Pegasus:And me?
  • Ken Pegasus:You live here dad,this is our garage
  • Jake:Oh Yeah,I knew the car I stole looked familiar
  • Ken:You stole your own car?
  • Jake:That was mine?I thought it was yours.
  • Ken:I`m 3
  • Phazon:So, what did you call us here for, Ken?
  • Ken:To unvail My newest invention,an INTER DIMENSIONAL PORTAL
  • Phazon:Whoa.
  • Ken:I thought 'I wonder what Dora`s universe is like' Then it hit me
  • I could see for my self
  • Ken:*to Ben Pegasus* The DVD?
  • Ben:*Hands over case labeled "Dora the Explorer,the complete 5 season"
  • Phazon:-_- get rid of that. We came to see the teleporter.
  • Ken:It is hooked up to a DVD player
  • Puts in disc*
  • Now,press play
  • And
  • portal opens* IT`S ALIVE
  • jumps in*
  • Phazon:It's alive?
  • Phazon:I would stay back...
  • Ken Jumps out*
  • Uh....Is Marcus Felix in Dora?
  • Blue:No...*they all stare at Ben*
  • Ben:It was the only way to sneak it to Niki`s house.
  • he he
  • Blue:|:{
  • Phazon:Umm... Okay...
  • Smart:You mind closing the portal?
  • Ken:I never insert a shut down botton
  • Phazon:Okay... why would you do that?
  • Jake:AND YOU`RE THE SMARTEST IN THE HOUSE?!?!?!??
  • Ken:Hey,The standards are low
  • Phazon:Indeed. Where are we, anyway?
  • Ken:The only way to close it was to end the episode...or in this case,the game
  • Ben:Don`t tell me we`re going in there.
  • Phazon:I guess we are. *jumps through*
  • Ken:I`m afraid we have to
  • everyone else jumps in*
  • Marcus:DOM!Cover me!
  • Phazon: guess we should help them out, Blue.
  • Blue:Que?
  • Phazon:Que...what?
  • Marcus:who the heck are you guys?
  • Blue:Uhh......Locust?
  • Phazon:No.
  • Ben:*whispers to blue*wrong answeeeer
  • Blue:I mean KIds
  • Regular 12 year old kids
  • Ken:And a 3 year old
  • Phazon:We'll provide covering fire! *makes dual Phazon arm cannons*
  • Ben:ANd a 15 year old
  • Phazon:I don't even know my age.....
  • Jake:And a A year old
  • Ben:What?
  • Jake:That`s my age number,This many *holds up four fingers*
  • Ben:You`re 46
  • Jake:Yeah,THIS MANY
  • Blue:How did he graduate?
  • Ken:No one knows
  • Dom:You mind helping us?
  • Phazon:Enough talk, more fight! *gives Blue a rifle*
  • Ken:we are only ki-
  • Ben:YES YES YES
  • Phazon:*gives rifle to Ben and Jackie*
  • Phazon:Now, take them out.
  • 3:31Blue P.Ken:*grabs a rifle* AHHH*falls down*
  • Phazon:Any of you need upgrades? *infuses bullets wiht Phazon*
  • Ken:*muffled*MIS MOULD MOF MEVER MAPPENED MIN MORA
  • Phazon:*makes laser arm, blasts several locust*
  • Locust:RETREAT
  • Brumak comes out of nowhere*
  • Locust run away*
  • Brumak looks stronger, more evolved*
  • Ben:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUHAAAAAAAAAAAA(runs at Brumak)
  • Jake grabs him*
  • Phazon:lets make this quick, guys.
  • Phazon:*turns into Berserker lord*
  • Jake:How do we end the game?
  • Ken:Only if you tell me my name
  • Jake:uhhh....red head baby?
  • Phazon:No, we have to fight!
  • Ken:No
  • It`s Ken
  • Jake:Ken!!
  • Ken:my full name.
  • Phazon:*grabs Brumak by arm, rips off, Brumak dies*
  • Jake:uhhhh,NO TIME FOR THAT
  • Ken:You`re lucky,father
  • Ken:We have to eliminate the nest
  • Phazon:Everyone okay? *turns back to regular form*
  • Jackie and Jack Mackle`s Family:Are we gonna get a full li-
  • Smart:Look!
  • Phazon:Huh?
  • Blue:The NEST!
  • Jackie:We foun-
  • Phazon:Yeah, we better kill that thing.
  • Blue:Let`s go
  • Jackie:Oh Com-
  • Meanwhile,in the nest*
  • Marcus:Be careful
  • Phazon:Okay.
  • Ben:Holy crap!
  • Jack Mackle:What is tha-
  • part one ends*

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