Also know as FTW: THE LEGEND OF BOB CABBAGE
Oh, it's on. Activate radio one. I have crashed my RETARDIS into ze muffin factory. BUT ZIS ISN'T ANY MUFFIN FACOTRY, IT IZ OWNED BY ZE FLIPPY HOMOCIDAL DOG INCORPORATED. Every muffin has an ender pearl in it and vwhen you eat it you are stuck teleporting everyvwhere at vonce forever. Either zat or your body goes rubber as fuck like zis guy.
Yeah but he could be Price or Lucius or-
Vere ze hell did you come from? AND WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MAINLY SPOILERS?
IGNORE EVERYTHING HE SAYS BECAUS THE MILLENUIM FALCAT CRASHED INTO ZE AIR AND NOW EVERYONE IS ALL LAIK
A WTF laser is heard
DAMMIT NIKOLAI WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM
ONWARDS DARKNESS NINJAS! TOGETHER WE CONQUER SWEEDEN!
lol im not even alive anymore
And that, son, is how you were born.